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ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)

(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)

(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS

(1) Billions of people believe in God.
(2) They can’t all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

BOATWRIGHT’S ARGUMENT

(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS

(1) God exists.
(2) I don’t give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS

(1) Fuck you.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MANIFESTATIONS

(1) If you turn your head sideways and squint a little, you can see an image of a bearded face in that tortilla.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM SACRIFICIAL BLACKMAIL

(1) Jesus died for your sins.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

OPRAH’S ARGUMENT

(1) Check out this video segment.
(2) Now how can anyone watch that and NOT believe in God?
(3) Therefore, God exists.